Tijuana crockpot

When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.

After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot

by Ezypicknz February 12, 2023

The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

Tijuana Teabag

A play on the classic sexual act of the “Teabag” where an individual lets it hang and proceeds to pour a shot of tequila down the sack into a participants mouth.

Bro it was a crazy night at the gay bar… My buddy wanted to try a Tijuana Teabag. The tequila on my sack was great.

by Ned_Nederlander April 13, 2025

Tijuana Tootsie Roll

The act of popping in a condom and freezing it. Once it’s good and frozen it’s deep fried, frozen again and inserted back into someone’s anus.

If you think an Alaskan Pipeline is cool, you should try a Tijuana Tootsie Roll. It’s like a twice baked potato for your butt.

by Captain SANDOS May 14, 2025

Tijuana Tickler

A bubbly cocktail of Tequila and various citrus.

Tijuana Tickler is a fun alliteration, perfectly normal, get a new angle

by Narvon April 1, 2024

Tijuana teaser

After a donkey show. You eat the cream pie.

I’d give her the Tijuana teaser…

by Awj.0442 July 2, 2021