Theo Williams

A big creamy man, with a small penis. he is very talented and good at school. He is very unathletic and bad at basektball.

theo williams is such a goat

by Jonathan Busting March 3, 2022

Theo Bull

A chode who wants Benjis schlonger hung up inside his bum. Also commits incest.

Benji is wellll fit-Theo Bull

by theoadmierwer March 6, 2025

enslaved Theo

Trapped in the sex dungeons of his mum and dad. They use his brother’s bathroom and handcuff him to the radiator. His sister comes in and fingers him with her 5 inch nose.

Let’s get that enslaved Theo, he needs a good pounding

by The rays July 3, 2024

Theo

A they/them bitch who doesn't know its fucking genitalia and wants to be quirky.

Normal person: Hey dude wanna grab some food?
Theo : Actually I'm a they/them.
Normal person: Well they can go fuck them selves.

by Autumn hopp November 14, 2021

Theo

A dumb guy who loves dick

Theo likes dick

by Uhjeube November 23, 2021

Theo

tiniest dick ever don't believe the greek meaning. (usually friends with big dick men so don't be fooled) the god meaning is really referring to his fortnite ability.

Girl: did u hear about Samantha and Theo
Girl 2: yeah, i heard she broke up with him bc of his small penis

by ballmama January 10, 2022

theo

the most perfect human I've come across. he's charming, sweet, funny, intelligent, and overall he has a warm and welcoming soul. on the plus side, he's really cute and has a deep, attractive voice. I've never had a harder crush than on this dude and I wish he felt the same... the problem is that I'm a fat fuck and there's no reason to like me. I noticed he tended to help me whenever I needed it, and he complimented me when he could. hmmmm it's been a couple months though so I must be a schizophrenic piece of garbage with too many hopes. anyway, he's like no other so that's why I'm so sad about becoming more distanced from him but I guess I'll focus on myself and force myself to believe everything will work out okay... I guess

"Theo... yeah that guy doesn't really talk to anyone, but he's really cool!"

by thegirlinthemirror July 11, 2021