Struggle coochie

An expired item, often for offer by single moms in search of access to a man's finances

If all you bring to the table are bills and struggle coochie please stay far, far away from me

by MegatonDon April 26, 2024

Struggle Mug

A person who does not have an attractive face.

Wow look at him. He really does have a struggle mug for a face.

by Mysticview23 February 11, 2024

black struggle

Something that does not exist. blacks do not face racism. It doesn't affect them as racism does towards whites, hispanics, and people of color

the black struggle is real

by Bigkoreanboobies February 26, 2023

Struggle Bubble

A social bubble that’s comprised of slackers and motivators. When the slackers cry of problems and the motivators have solutions. It becomes a struggle bubble when the slackers mentally shutdown when the motivators provide a solution to their cries.

Slacker: My car is broken and have no money!
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.

by Chuckingrocks June 13, 2023

Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

Fort Peck Struggle

When a man named Grump-Grump and another man try to figure out why his girlfriend said" he looked like he need a pip in his bum" and they are comfortable with each other enough to put fingers in each other's asses and they both shit on each other and wrestle in the shit and they hump so fast the anal cavity explodes and GrumpGrump accidentally pukes watching the struggle.

Let's do the fort peck struggle on old grump and see him struggle.
struggling with the pip in his bum and the Fort peck struggle was rez related.
The first struggle know was by grump and old Fort peck and they struggled

by Drinkee Crow November 22, 2020

Struggle Strut

To walk, for recovery or exercise, under stress of moderate to severe pain/discomfort for the sake of mental and/or physical improvement. The use of strut denotes any modicum of success despite your particular setback(s).

With a tingly, numb and painful arm, neck and back, I struggle strutted for an hour despite wanting to quit after 23 minutes.

by Sebastard November 9, 2022