alakskan clam snapper

Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on

I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel

by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

Trippin' Snapper

The act of running through a small house, tripping over a chair and breaking a toe, foot, etc.

Someone called the house phone, and Jeffrey did the trippin' snapper trying to answer it in time.

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 13, 2011

cinnamon snapper

noun

The vagina of a redheaded woman

You know that blonde girl I'm dating, turns out she has a cinnamon snapper!

by sue-donnim March 10, 2016

Tub Snapper

A person who sits in the tub and farts, while snapping at the bubbles. A classic 5150 and an endangered species. The Tub Snapper should be returned to the water if caught and is not good for eating. As the name suggests, they snap. (And at more than just their own farts bubbles)

Have you met Ryan, yet? That guy is a total Tub Snapper.

by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025

Cold Snapper

Ice cold beer. Must be a can, hence “snapper”.

Man, what a week! I think I’m gonna throw back some cold snappers with the boys tonight.

by Whale? September 15, 2021

The Salty Snapper

Located mostly in your more humid states like Florida. Sweaty Puss, salty vag, steamy clam.

It was so hot and humid today I have The Salty Snapper! I should really take a shower!

by Tray007 August 14, 2018

Snapper flapper

Worn out vagina lips 💋

Hey Shawn, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her brown Snapper flapper when she bends over. I saw it already Cody. And my Big Bird is ready for some spit !!!

by Slobber Bobby April 28, 2024