fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.

Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

by Ernard.B October 1, 2008

U-Shirt

A slang name for sweatpants, named after their shape slightly resembling a U. Inspired by the name of T-Shirts.

I put on a T-Shirt and a U-Shirt, and I was ready to go!

by CrispyBun April 9, 2019

Shirt to the Show

One who is so enthusiastic about attending a concert s/he wears a concert tee (old or new) of the band they are going to see to the actual concert. The wearer, in an attempt to exhibit their serious love for said event, is often seen as taking it and themselves a little TOO seriously. Can also be used loosely to describe someone who BLASTS the music of the artist on the way to the concert or in the parking lot while partying before/after the concert. Does not apply to wearing team jerseys to sporting events which is typically socially accepted.

Example of Shirt to the Show: Resurrecting your old "5150" Van Halen concert tee for the reunion tour; wearing your 'margaritaville'shirt annually to a Jimmy Buffett concert; sporting your "six flags" gear around six flags.

by sttsforeva June 4, 2010

grey shirt

A grey shirt is another term for a school student of grade 7-10. Names such as; absolute Panzy, honourless coward and godless heathen, are synonymous with the grey shirt. The only thing more noticeable than a Grey Shirt's pungent stench is the extremely dangerous speed at which they sprint on the pavement, disrupting the local population and making them wonder if they're trying to be a disappointment to their parents. While known to often approach AND TALK to human beings about their lost troglodytic instruments (handballs and hats), know that behind the fragile husk that is their fictitious confidence, is an underdeveloped homunculus and as such; can be easily transported and placed inside a bin where they belong.

Apologise for approaching me and my colleagues, Grey Shirt.

by lesiongang September 12, 2018

big shirt

a shirt that is very big, and for the most part uncomfortable and makes you look fatter than you actually are. Resulting in not wearing them for anything other than sleeping. A big shirt has several recognizable traits, the most prominent are sleeves that go at least 4 inches or more down the arm, and the bottom of the shirt reaching your lower waist.

Guy 1 : Hey man , did you get a shirt from the concert last night?

Guy 2: Yea , but it was a big shirt.

Guy 1: That sucks! I hate big shirts.

by brennans123 May 1, 2009

Striped Shirt

A male, usually affluent who dons a striped shirt in a club. A Striped Shirt normally wear sunglasses at night,a crappy gold chain, a blowout hair cut, carries a buisnes card which normally says Producer, Vice President, or all around Douche Bag. They are extremely prone to cock-blocking, lame come ons, and ambiguous references to their socioeconomic status. Steriods and fake tans are essential in their repitoire.

Look at that Striped Shirt with his mojhito, what a douche.

by Fun Monster March 3, 2008