The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
by ill mitch February 2, 2006
Get the Russian Earmuffsmug. by pawnkake August 29, 2009
Get the Russian Bastardmug. A game where 2 people take turns jumping on to the other person's, trying to make it as painful as humanly possible. who ever did the least amount of screaming and wailing is the winner.
*Bob body slams Fred*
*Fred says "ow"*
*Fred stomps on Bob*
Bob: HOLY MOTHERF---ING SON OF A B----!
Fred is the winner of the Russian Pancake
*Fred says "ow"*
*Fred stomps on Bob*
Bob: HOLY MOTHERF---ING SON OF A B----!
Fred is the winner of the Russian Pancake
by Anonymous Person #123456 June 1, 2011
Get the russian pancakemug. When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.
by the surprised parties January 28, 2009
Get the Sneaky Russianmug. A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.
by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022
Get the Russian Cumlettemug. The guy takes small empty bottle and releases a fat splooge into it. They then proceed to pour an amount of their choosing of diet Coca-Cola. After this, he will pull out the unlit dynamite during sex and as he pops a mento in to “light” the dynamite, he shoves it in the hole of his choosing as it creates a safe cumsplosion (coke kills the sperm) inside the partner.
Friend: Yo, why’d you quit in Fortnite early last night?
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.
by CockWaddler January 16, 2020
Get the Russian Dynamitemug. by Stone Axe December 31, 2013
Get the pink russianmug.