intellectual flexing

When someone name-drops philosophical and theoretical heavyweights in casual conversation, or babbles at length about some obscure academic idea. A form of showing off one's supposed intelligence. Associated with the pseudo-intellectual and mansplaining types.

at a party
Person 1: "You know, that movie reminds me of something Kant says in the Analytic of the Sublime...'"
Person 2: "I'm just trying to have a good time tonight. I don't need to hear your intellectual flexing."

by absolutelytheworst October 7, 2019

flexed out

When you have sex with a girl and she is left wore out spread eaglet

That girl was fine, i left her ass bucky naked and flexed out

by ulubme April 12, 2014

x flex

when someone you know gets the iphone x and tries to show it off in any situation possible

Brad: Yo, can someone take a picture of me?
Chad: I gotchu bro!
Ryan: Actually, I’ll take it because my camera has better quality.
Brad+ Chad: Stop x flexing.

by chickenlover69420 December 25, 2018

Aggravated Flexing

When a person puts on like they about something which they are not.In order to try to impress a someone they just met...

bro all this aggravated flexing is unnecessary and unwarranted

by timmay!!!!!!loud August 5, 2018

tokyo flex

Tokyo flex Is a racial slur for asians that are abused; hence the word (flex) the bung-hole is flexed so that the father cannot penetrate.

My father came home drunk, so i had to Tokyo Flex

by Do you like nachos? November 8, 2018

flex a nut

To undertake extraordinary measures to accomplish a task

It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen

by jbott3000 January 6, 2017

Shapiro flex

The notion of disctracting from a lack of intellectualism by flexing your biceps to a bunch of right wing dumbf***s.

What? You want to hear what I actually know about politics even though I just went through my entire catalog of opinion pieces and buzz words?...
LEMME SHOW U THEM GUNS! *shapiro flexes bi- and/or triceps*

by massiveDmolition August 24, 2021