homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole

Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks

by True viking king February 15, 2023

pump-cream pie

When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...

Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.

by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

Boston Cream Pie

A Dessert and not what you are thinking of you incel

Jack: I had some Boston Cream Pie today.
Robert: Boston Cream Pie is not a food it's a-
Jack: Shut up Incel

by Oklahoma_Man April 26, 2022

Cream pie

Cream pie

Cream pie you your first time

by Green tree frog January 26, 2022

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

by Claude2869 June 15, 2015