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Beard Music

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.
Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."
by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009
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Beard Line

a. the area on a mans face which has been shaved, displaying a subtle greyness as an effect of there having previously been stubble there.

b. a 5 of clock shadow.
homer simpson displays a "beard line" or "five o' clock shadow"
by hewylouis May 18, 2009
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Badger's Beard

An alcoholic cocktail made from mixing Vodka, Gin, and Dr Pepper. The drink of Gods
Good evening Bartender, I'd like a Badger's Beard please
by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009
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beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.
Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.
by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023
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Pulling a Beard

The act of taking credit for somebody else's work.
Jason is pulling a beard and stole my idea for the client pitch meeting.
by Leeclowspubes August 21, 2011
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The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.
by By and Large March 19, 2015
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Beard game

How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.
Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!
by BernardSaint February 2, 2019
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