Twinkle Twins

Someone who shines extra sparkly. Particularly on the day of their birth with another human who also sparkles brightly on the same day.

Not to be confused with: "sparkle adjacents", "shiny duplicates" or "firework friends".

"That Carly Rae Jepsen is twinkle twins with that dashing human resources manager I know." "You mean they share the same birthday Ted?" "Yes Bob." "Just say that next time...instead of sounding like a f#%$n idiot." "Dually noted Ted - dually noted."

To Twinkle Twin: Ignore Ted and proceed rejoicing in the Sparkle of shared birthdays.

by BIG daddy's lil mama. November 13, 2018

Zaldivar twins

They are two individuals who are the physical embodiment of perfection with beautiful sea-green eyes and delicious bodies and they have over 70,000 followers on Instagram

The Zaldivar twins could get it

by paulachurio September 17, 2019

Twin in law

Someone who marries your Twin sibling ..

Jack: ayo twin in law come help me with this project

by __mybumhole__1 October 17, 2020

Twin Towers

When you take a shit and look in the bowl and there are 2 logs side by side both breaching the water

Wow, I just had my first twin towers dump! 2 Breachers!

by RedEyeJedi420 June 22, 2016

Digital twin

Masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself.

I was on omegle and a videonof me came on. I knocked one out anyway. It was a perfect digital twin.

by Randomroy April 15, 2021

hemifraternal twins

Children conceived by superfetation with multiple fathers.

"Wait, you and your twin have different dads?"

"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."

"But you're white and he's black..."

"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"

by ManTown April 14, 2012

demon twins

two siblings that take 0 fucks, and could care less what you think of them, usually found in the shadows, watching your every move, Onyx (cm), the older twin will make it clear what they think of you, Orion the younger, smarter twin is more mystery, you never know where you stand with him unless he tells you flat out. These two you don't f with unless your want your mentality screwed up. They lead a close knit team of people, their names are unknown still.

"aye, you seen the demon twins lately?"
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."

by chaos calls me December 15, 2021