Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

Cunt-Thirty

The time when specific bitchy, rude, or plainly inconsiderate people, like to show their true colors

"Why is she yelling at the cashier like that?! It's not her fault that the price changed"

"I don't know, it must be Cunt-Thirty"

by Mister Popsicle Stick September 14, 2020

point minus thirty-free

when you've been so out of touch with the world and are suddenly invited to a job interview.

"do i go naked. do i speak french-russian. do i remove my piercings. do i offer to work for free. do i say please and thank you."
"woman, you are point zero, no, point minus thirty-free."

by Krkič September 25, 2020

Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.

"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"

by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

straight up thirty

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."

by beeman1965 June 18, 2012

Tequila Thirty

Half an hour after Beer O Clock

Wow! Beer O Clock already ! Soon to be followed by Tequila Thirty !

by urbmik March 5, 2011

skull-thirty

Precisely around the time of day When it is necessary as an individual or group of, to crack, smash, bust, split or stomp open the skulls of ones enemy's.

Present and past tense.

27mmBEATER

"GRAB YOUR BAT!" its 'skull-thirty...

What time you want to meet punk? say..."skull-thirty"?

by PartyHardBoy April 24, 2023