by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023
Get the Logan Steelmug. who the fuck is Lauren Steele anyway HUH. has a junkie mom alter ego and lives the most luxury lifestyle consisting of koka noodles and gucci shoes. loves a new purchase on pretty little thing and loves a good layer of cocoa brown fake tan. such an organised whore and likes to piss off dora by endlessly cracking herback in class. is secretly hiding a little leprechaun who helps improve her irish accent. has little pet names for her friends which are lowkey cute and creepy. loves her own reflection and has lucid dreams where she chops her hair off. she becomes one hell of a party animal and loves any opportunity to drink a can of soop and is honestly the best person to get pished with.and i think she will be going to an insane aslyum in her near future.
" whoa kellyanne your looking like LAUZ STEELE "
" what do you mean rebecca?"
" well your looking very pretty but.... "
"BUT WHAT REBECCA"
"you look like your going criminally insane"
"oh well thanks"
" your welcome kellyanne"
" what do you mean rebecca?"
" well your looking very pretty but.... "
"BUT WHAT REBECCA"
"you look like your going criminally insane"
"oh well thanks"
" your welcome kellyanne"
by Peekaboo2$rawr December 6, 2018
Get the LAUZ STEELEmug. by cheshire014 June 6, 2019
Get the Steel Tucanmug. Sons of Steel is the name of a very weak fantasy football team. A team that has never won anything.
A team that's excited to receive a participation award.
A team that's excited to receive a participation award.
by Eskimo-Brother June 1, 2016
Get the sons of steelmug. A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)
Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012
Get the The Steel Asparagusmug. A breast that has had about 5 or more breast implants that it is so imbeded with Silicon, it is virtualy indestructable.
In fact, it can, and sometimes even is used as a pot holder for pots or pans that are too hot for bare hands.
In some cases the breast is even amputated and places in bulletproof vests, for protection.
In fact, it can, and sometimes even is used as a pot holder for pots or pans that are too hot for bare hands.
In some cases the breast is even amputated and places in bulletproof vests, for protection.
"Did you see Nicole Smith this month, dude?"
"No, why?"
"This is her 5th implant, her tities are not Yabos of Steel !"
"No, why?"
"This is her 5th implant, her tities are not Yabos of Steel !"
by Mr Evil Betty July 10, 2004
Get the Yabos of Steelmug. by oh you know March 29, 2005
Get the Drew Steelemug.