Skunked Beaver

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.

Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.

by beeverman April 10, 2013

Cuntry skunk

Rural version of the cities "HOOD RAT"

Cuntry skunk. A cuntry skunk is a loose girl that lives in country

by Big chris041679 May 18, 2020

skunk muncher

someone who has eaten middle aged unwashed vagina

He likes to go down on older women, he is such a skunk muncher.

by Brian Holl. April 9, 2008

skunk tarp

Like squirrel covers, but more industrial in both smell and strength.

I knew it was a mistake when she took off her skunk tarp.

by MikeRocks April 12, 2008

skunk cigarette

A marijuana cigarette

I caught my son Timmy smoking skunk cigarettes!

by the man in the hat December 8, 2019

Skunk and Dump

When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.

Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)

by bebopinator December 27, 2011

skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.

Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.

by Plac3b0 May 17, 2016