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yes securities

A friend who is a judicious mix of intellect and intuition rooted in wisdom.
He believes that when we seek advice, we don't want to be told which option to choose. He highlights blind spots in our thinking and helps us clarify our priorities.
"YES Securities is the Choice of the Wize people like us"
by Mr. Wize November 24, 2021
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security engineer

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also: Wizard, Archmage
'Wow, he just fixed that problem in a heartbeat. Is he a wizard?'
"No, he's our security engineer."
by krispey1989 January 25, 2018
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PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.
When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 8, 2022
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Security Heavy

Adjective: To be so heavy as to appear capable of defending and/or protecting a building or establishment. First used by Cardi B To describe the Plaintiff in her 2025 court case, Emani Ellis V. Becalis Almanzar.
But she is like...uh... Security Heavy. Like...she just looks a little, like, "she could protect a building" type big...
by the9thplanet September 2, 2025
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Security footage

If only the security footage was as good outside of EPSTEIN'S CELL! Right?
Hym "So he can release the security footage of the the contractor but the can't release the THOUSANDS OF VIDEO TAPES OF JEFFERY EPSTEIN APPARENTLY HAD ACCORDING TO PAM BONDI! Right? Jeffery Epstein had THOUSANDS of videos of minor sexual abuse and THE GOVERNMENT HAS IT RIGHT NOW... And INSTEAD OF USING THE FOOTAGE TO MAKE ARRESTS AND THEN PUBLICIZE IT SO WE CAN ALL SEE IT HAPPEN... They surround the Capitol with the national guard (leaving your kids wide open I might add) and then publicize THIS! THIS THINK I'M DOING! Instead of arresting the people on those thousands of video that THEY SAID THE HAVE they are using Jewish proxies to steal my shit. Look at that! Look at them doing that right now."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2025
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security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.
Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.
by childishbeat March 25, 2023
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