to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady
by tit slamer January 17, 2009

by batnumberone June 24, 2011

The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.
by themooserislooser November 20, 2010

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
by slam blasted March 22, 2020

by 321rocketman October 21, 2010

Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in
by Dampornslam October 25, 2011

by Anonymous September 7, 2003
