matt

matt

a 5 foot kid who slacks in school and lounges around his house avoiding homework and plays videogames all day matt is also me

by mboi-2019 February 28, 2019

Matt

Brown hired with brown eyes. Tends to cheat on his girlfriends and cant decide wheter he likes you or not. Can be a fucking scum but is really sexy.

hey matt

by ghjmkojh.n,bvnjcbv March 4, 2019

Matt

Motherfucker who kicks frogs

Hey Matt, kick any poor frogs today?

by GetRektMate111 April 6, 2020

Matt

A dumb crunt
Retarded glasses
Man whore
Really ugly

Matt’s a dumb crunt

by AboiMattBoi February 21, 2019

Matt

Its my name lol

Matt

by Mr feet April 20, 2021

Matt

Doesn't thank the bus driver. Wears loose fitting clothes and refers to himself as "daddy" or "sexy" when no one else is around. Will do anything for clout.

I woke up late today and decided to just pull a matt.

by Massaro Ochoa September 20, 2018

mundane matt

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt

by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018