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Master Sesh

When a person or group of people smoke(s) a massive amount of marijuana in one sitting.
Stoner 1: "Homie, my friend and I had a master sesh last night. We smoked a quad between the two of us."
by JDRstoned August 17, 2009
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Prestige Master

Plays call of duty all day and weighs in at 300 pounds, at least. Has never seen the sun.
Jim is a Prestige Master who has no life
by NonPrestigeMaster October 30, 2019
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Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot
Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof
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Master Salty

a female who scares people when disagreed with. The people she cares most about are the ones she treats the worst. Has difficulty expressing emotion constructively when aggravated. Be careful the salt is contagious.
Master salty got upset today when her boyfriend didn't have enough gas to take her to get her nails done. Master salty felt satisfaction while emotionally crippling her loved one.
by Insatiable me September 18, 2018
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jerk master

One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.
That Lindsey made another batch of awesome beef jerky, she's a real jerk master!
by sketch1jm August 3, 2019
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Puzzle Master

When two hermaphrodites simataneoualy have sex with both of their sexual organs and it fits together perfect like two pieces of a puzzle.
Those two hermaphrodites must be soulmates. I've never seen a puzzle master so clean.
by Hot Kunch June 19, 2021
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Woo Master

The "Woo Master" is an individual who is able to win others over. Typically through the coercion of individuals to engage in recreational activities (ie. excessive drinking).
Chris Isted was the frigging "Woo Master" at the last nursing division meetings. That guy can talk anyone into partying.
by EliRN August 21, 2014
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