Stoner 1: "Homie, my friend and I had a master sesh last night. We smoked a quad between the two of us."
by JDRstoned August 17, 2009

by NonPrestigeMaster October 30, 2019

Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?
Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!
Person 2-oof
Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!
Person 2-oof
by Ijistmasterballedauselessbird April 4, 2020

a female who scares people when disagreed with. The people she cares most about are the ones she treats the worst. Has difficulty expressing emotion constructively when aggravated. Be careful the salt is contagious.
Master salty got upset today when her boyfriend didn't have enough gas to take her to get her nails done. Master salty felt satisfaction while emotionally crippling her loved one.
by Insatiable me September 18, 2018

One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.
by sketch1jm August 3, 2019

When two hermaphrodites simataneoualy have sex with both of their sexual organs and it fits together perfect like two pieces of a puzzle.
by Hot Kunch June 19, 2021

The "Woo Master" is an individual who is able to win others over. Typically through the coercion of individuals to engage in recreational activities (ie. excessive drinking).
Chris Isted was the frigging "Woo Master" at the last nursing division meetings. That guy can talk anyone into partying.
by EliRN August 21, 2014
