jungle crack

a ass crack full of thick crusty hair. often has dingle berries of dark brown color.

Holly crap that dude has a wild jungle crack. he should trim that shit son!

by larry foshizzy June 1, 2007

Napalming the Jungle

A term first coined by the Oatmeal, Napalming the Jungle occurs when somebody puts large amounts of Sriracha Rooster Sauce on food so that others will not consume, or whenever somebody puts it on Crappy Asian Food.

Girl: "Hey, your Pai Thai looks really tasty. I guess I should have ordered more than saltine crackers and ice water, huh? Tee-Hee! Mind if I have a bite?"

Guy: "Of course not! Go right ahea-WOOPS!"

*Squirting sound of Sriracha sauce on food, the action of Napalming the Jungle*

by PHENN November 12, 2012

Jungle fever

A white person dating a person of color.

Jessica got jungle feva'

by Kevin December 7, 2004

jungle slut

one who swings from on dick to another looking for pleasure.

that jungle slut has had so much dick she had to get rushed to the hospital for an overdose on jizz

by El giraffe May 2, 2003

jungle job

Noun. When one receives fellatio whilst in a wooded area or jungle.

Last night, a girl and I went behind the frat castle and she game me a jungle job!

I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.

Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.

by Eric the jungle job pioneer November 22, 2009

jungle cunt

Someone who has a lot of hair down their and is a cunt

my ex is a jungle cunt

by The Word Of God November 30, 2013

Jungle Milk

Black people's semen.

Sally let Jamal release his warm jungle milk all over her face.

by testing_123 June 1, 2011