mango flex

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit

friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?

by recognoscoo July 18, 2021

Neg Flex

Short for negative flexing.

Boasting competitively about how terrible your experience was.

Person A: "Oh man, I drank so much last night"

Person B: "Well I drank so much, I can't remember a thing and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my Mum."

Person A: "Dude, why you have to neg flex right now?"

by Odear April 7, 2019

intellectual flexing

When someone name-drops philosophical and theoretical heavyweights in casual conversation, or babbles at length about some obscure academic idea. A form of showing off one's supposed intelligence. Associated with the pseudo-intellectual and mansplaining types.

at a party
Person 1: "You know, that movie reminds me of something Kant says in the Analytic of the Sublime...'"
Person 2: "I'm just trying to have a good time tonight. I don't need to hear your intellectual flexing."

by absolutelytheworst October 7, 2019

Shapiro flex

The notion of disctracting from a lack of intellectualism by flexing your biceps to a bunch of right wing dumbf***s.

What? You want to hear what I actually know about politics even though I just went through my entire catalog of opinion pieces and buzz words?...
LEMME SHOW U THEM GUNS! *shapiro flexes bi- and/or triceps*

by massiveDmolition August 24, 2021

flex lock

To have Been busted with flexing fake clothes before, so whatever you Are flexing now is irrelevant.

«Did you see Nate’s fire New shoes?»
«Nah idc, he is flex locked»

by Magnuzilla February 22, 2018

flex crew

A group of fuck boys who flex any time they see a hot girl.

Fuckboy1: you see that muscle

Fuckboy2: yeah you see that?! FLEX CREW!

You see those guys over there that's a flex crew

by Yungbonbon August 13, 2017

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022