conor coyle

conor coyle is a smart and well educated young man who loves abit of recreational fun. but be warned, if you let him too close, he will put his fingers up your bum and twirl them around in a circle until his finger looks like a mars bar, and he will lick his fingers clean.

oh my god look at that poor boys fingers, hes doing it the conor coyle way

by urma13456473694 January 27, 2022

Conor

Conor is the most pick up boy u will meet he has dated to of my friend and he runs like a duck I hate him

He is dweeb and if you see a Conor shout “ what type of bird r u”

Dan do you know Conor

Bell um the dude who runs weird

Dan yea

Bell oh yea such a dweeb

by Uhg poo February 7, 2022

Conorism

being a Conor (i.e. being annoying)

That guy is such a conorism

by aehirugjksdnfiuhaegr September 28, 2021

Conor McKeown

A lanky gay who stans john mayer but claims to love taylor anyways. Hates the 1 and the archer and so can never be forgiven. Is kitten to Charlie O'Kane in and alabama kitten master relationship. A little Monster.

OMG IS that conor mckeown? Lady gagas playing so he just appeared get rid of him he stans john mayer *vomiting*

by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021

Conor

A Conor is a ungrateful pice of shit that has everything and still bitches everyday

These fucking Conor’s Mann I swear

by MoneyAddikt February 28, 2022

Conor

An awesome, amazing boyfriend who has these big, beautiful blue eyes and this stupid really short messy blonde hair, and really pale skin, who’s always there to listen and reassure you, and sometimes confuse you with his weird Irish language. He’s so pretty and i cry thinking about the day he dies. He’s been there with me through everything even when I was in the hospital for my OD attempt. If your reading this Hawley, I love you so so so so so much from the bottom of my heart and I hope you know that no matter what, if you killed somebody, blew up a school, or anything else worse, I would always love you. Even when my heart stops beating I will love you and think about you, WHEN I AM NOTHING BUT SOIL FOR THE MAGGOTS TO SQUIRM IN I WILL MISS YOU AND I WILL WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH YOU LONGER. <3 -Zubin

Conor: a really really sweet amazing person.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.

by Utter_Lozer October 8, 2024

Dirty Conor

When you do 360 spins while naked so you’re balls are spinning as well, while screaming “I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALLLLLL”

“Did you see he did a Dirty Conor earlier?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024