Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is going to Penn State. He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.
by XxUnknowxX March 19, 2018
A Nathan Collins is the act of cumming as a girl breathes in your direction, from as close as a mile away.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.
"Holy fuck dude, I messed up in maths, Jennifer glanced at me and I came all down my leg, I'm such a Nathan Collins."
"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."
"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."
by enoemosdeparja October 30, 2021
A sudden lack of ability to effectively order food either over the phone or in the drive through line of a restaurant.
“He rolled the window down to order and just started giggling into the microphone. Yeah he really pulled a Collin...”
Man: “why did the delivery man give us 4 entire pizzas with every topping on them?”
Woman: ”James accidentally pulled a Collin”
Man: “why did the delivery man give us 4 entire pizzas with every topping on them?”
Woman: ”James accidentally pulled a Collin”
by Cadaver Abuse August 11, 2018
A significant Asshole who doesn't care about anyone but himself or what you think about him and if you judge him he will say and I quote " you can kiss my happy white ass"
by Time on March 18, 2016
The biggest loser you’ve ever met in your life. You’d rather shove a nail down the hole of your cock than be in the same room as him. Also, he kind of smells like shit, similar to a tampon that was up an obese woman’s cooch for so long it dried up and fell out, only to get picked up by a homeless man so he could wipe his ass with it after shitting on the sidewalk.
by Mittman27 May 15, 2020
"That guy Bill in our class is so gross"
"He doesn't seem that bad."
"Trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!"
"Ew!"
"He doesn't seem that bad."
"Trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!"
"Ew!"
by Jorbecca July 18, 2016