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Shit Cold

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.
The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!
by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019
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The Cold Shudter

Text message version of giving someone the cold shoulder:

When someone ignores a text message (or group of text messages) by quickly swiping the message away, and off the smartphone screen causing a "shutter effect" that you see used with pictures and videos.
Boy "She is definitely giving me the cold shudter, I bet she hasn't even read any of my messages!"

Girl "Omg, look how annoying he is with all these text messages. Delete, delete, delete" As she swipes away and deletes all of the messages without acknowledging them.
by Disqualifier May 3, 2014
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Cold Brown

Bro, I came in to work yesterday and someone left a Cold Brown.
by SmallChiliDog April 19, 2022
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cold grain

Cocaine.
(It is highly recommended that one wears a gold chain while on cold grain.)
Cold grain is a hell of a drug.

I'm on cold grain. Every girl wanna hold my chain while I fuck their brains out on the mustang.
by Durt-Nasty January 24, 2009
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Cold Rock

To represent, wear, or display something on ones self with lots of confidence and style.
Ya ever realize successful people wear the same shit everyday? Steve Jobs used to cold rock the same ass turtle neck, jeans, and New Balances every damn day.
by LeeD93 April 14, 2021
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cold twister

The act of pleasuring one with your mouth while hold cold cubes of ice in your mouth.

For example:
Jane gave Dave the cold twister :0
by Maninawhiteshirt April 10, 2015
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cold cunt

"girl, that dude totally gave me a cold cunt last night"
by Zandigas November 19, 2017
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