Canada

America's Hat

The Body of North America:

Canada-Hat
America-Face
Mexico-Jacket

by Colonel Trainwreck February 20, 2009

Canada

America’s stalker. Canadians obsess over Americans and we barely remember you exist.

Eww gross – there’s heavy-breathing Canada in the bushes jerking off to a picture of the US.

by dick09 March 14, 2010

Canada

America's hat

I am America, I have a hat. My hat is Canada.

by srgsrzy September 29, 2009

Canada

Wait, it's not part of the USA!?!

I thought Canada was a state

by Bannana_Toast May 11, 2018

Canada

An imaginary country made up by the United Nations to make the world think there are nice people in this world. It's just a small part of America filled with robots.

Hey John, do you wanna go with me to my trip to Canada?

Dude, Canada's not real. It's just a fake country.

by A Canadian robot June 16, 2018

Canada

A region unknown to the world. A place where the American government stores years of top secret information and create lies like Canada is real. They want to keep America under control and away from communist leaders. Everyone who "lives" in Canada are really traitorous Americans who have been brain washed into think that they are a nation above the almighty USA. If you ever see a Canadian do not panic. Stop whatever you are doing and burn their maple syrup supply. The smell of this frightens them away and gives you enough time to smack them with a silver plate of freedom and call upon the American eagle to spirit you away to safety. Canadians to avoid: Faith Mackey

SpongeBob: hey Patrick what am i
Patrick: stupid?
SpongeBob: no Canada
Patrick: what's the difference

by That dude from sams club January 15, 2014

Canada

America's hat.

American - Yeah, Canada's totally our hat.

Canadian - Eh?

by whomph March 4, 2011