Blonde bitches, they do not know how to raise kids, are negative, just make you want to die. They are snakes, they don't get over people fast and when they laugh their nose looks like a pig's nose. Their son looks like an elf from Santa's workshop. They use people, Kim Kardashian is nicer and prettier even plastic surgery cant fix Brittany.
Its Brittany Bitch
by The real stuff . com March 23, 2019
Get the Brittanymug. The hottest girl in town. Who constantly ignores you. Steals your girl friend. And laughs all the way to the bank. And it's really smart to. Dammit
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the a true Brittanymug. A Brittany is someone who feels no need to work hard even though she is getting paid well for an entry level job. She feels no need to give customers a fair product or service for the high prices they are forced to pay, because she feels entitled to be getting paid just to focus on her looks on a phone app or her friends on Insta or Snapchat. "To hell with people who worked their ass off and deserve a fair product or service", is their attitude. The world must cater to me because I am a spoiled little girl or boy in my early twenties often, with inch long false lashes and thick makeup. He or she feel like, "hell my parents spoiled me, so why wont you?!" A "Jakey " (nick name for Jake,) is the male version of a Brittany. A Jakey feels no need to try to learn the products or services he is supposed to be helping his customer with. He often says, "Um, I don't really know,.. I just started, (even after a month,) and doesn't even bother to ask you if you'd like him to go get someone who can answer your product related question for you. "He's just too lazy and self absorbed to think that the high cost his company is making you pay for the service, means that you actually deserve anything of value in return. To a Brittany or a Jakey, they will do anything to avoid responsibility for being fair with you, and even resort to whining that you're just a karen" if you just want a reasonably fair product or service for all that money you are forced to spend everywhere you go.
Omg, Mark, that chick was such a Brittany!.. She just told me to check back another day to see if they still had the sweater that was advertised, instead of getting out of her seat to ask her supervisor or look it up online just to make an honorable effort. When I asked if she could please "maybe check with someone just to be sure", she rolled her eyes, put her phone down, and mumbled to her twenty something coworker "what a karen." Wow, even though I worked three times as hard for a third of the wage that she gets at that age, I guess it's too much to ask for a quality product or service for that crazy high price we are being charged. Where is the respect for our fellow human beings anymore?
by Iamb4me June 2, 2022
Get the Brittanymug. by rjignworivwoirbvw September 16, 2017
Get the brittany salinasmug. Brittany’s are so pretty and innocent looking even if they’re into dark things they’re just beautiful exotic human beings! They make great girlfriends, the best wife you could ever ask for, and the best moms! Don’t let her go! She’s sad deep down but she will love you harder than anyone! Rita us are so rare! She’s got a heart of gold and is very kind, but don’t get on her bad side, she can be very heartless. Her personality is the best, so genuine and blunt, super bubbly and easily entertained, just so adorable. She loves all kinds of music, usually everyone likes Brittany, all types of people fall for her.
I love Brittany!
Brittany is a great mom, I’m proud of her!
Brittany is a gem.
Brittany is so hot!
I’ve had a crush on Brittany since I first met her.
Brittany is a great mom, I’m proud of her!
Brittany is a gem.
Brittany is so hot!
I’ve had a crush on Brittany since I first met her.
by shotzfireddd June 8, 2022
Get the Brittanymug. A country between England and France. Or so I have heard. The other definition is a female, who likes to get goofy. Don't know a ton about her yet, but definitely hot and acts like one of the guys. Guaranteed Brittany has traveled on the planet faster than you. She hates burns worse than tooth aches. Just because she doesn't fuck all the time doesn't mean she doesn't fuck, and FUCK GOOD. Or so I have heard. Maybe I'll find out for myself. Maybe. Anyways, she has a great sense of humor. And is not afraid to speak her mind. She's a gambler, who cashes out. Knows a lot of people, almost all of them are much much older then her, but she fits in with them like a real OG. That's about it so far.
by Vincent TyrSon October 12, 2025
Get the Brittanymug.