black technology

Technology that is secret

Oh shit, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the fuck, that’s some black technology…

by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022

Assistive Technology

Technology designed to help make life or tasks easier for people, both at work and in our daily lives.

An example of an assistive technology is a barcode scanner. It is used to increase the speed at which the cashier calculates the price of goods.

by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021

Extraphysical Technology

Extraphysical Technology or Technoextraphysics is a board area of extraphysics, involving the use of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysical properties and functions to make products and technologies. Depending of the tools and applications, it often overlaps with related extraphysical and technological fields. Extraphysical technology often works with the development of technologies that would work at extraphysical level and being able to use of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysical propeties and that could be used for several goals such as building an extraphysical civilization and turn humanity into an extraphysical species.

"Extraphysical technology is just really amazing, it's really nice to know that we might have in the future more alternatives to classical transhumanism and that those alternatives can be far better and far useful than classical transhumanism itself, despite it might take a lot of time until they are completely developed."

by Full Monteirism June 16, 2021

Lebanon County Career And Technology Center

Technology school in Lebanon County Pa ,full of hicks, that try to act like they are from the city, and most of the students end up working at jobs somewhat in their field of study, Diesel Technology has the most tire marks and smoke.

Look that guy who got ran over my a mack truck is from Lebanon County Career and Technology Center.

by Sweigart34 November 25, 2019

jackson technology center

jackson technology center is where people go to school to skip and smoke marijuana.

you: oh you go to jackson technology center

not you: yes i love skipping

by groveskreetz🥰 November 28, 2021

Munchausen Syndrome by Technology

When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.

"Check the cable?"

"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."

"Check it anyway."

"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."

by jj_702 October 17, 2019

Technology

With newer technology, the auto industry didnt improve and make wolves and grizzlies to go with the cougars, and theres no lions, tigers, cheetahs, or leopards to go with Jaguars, instead they got names like vibe, flex, and solstice now. The auto industries in other countries are laughing at these names.

Technology changes are not always improvements.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020