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Suck a Teabag

suck a teabag is an insult used when you want tell someone to piss off. it is extremely rude and will easily get rid of any nuisances.
oh my gosh go suck a teabag.
honestly go suck a tea bag your annoying me so much.
by phannysthiffer April 17, 2019
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Teabagger

"Teabaggers" are the elite members of the Tea Party conservative movement. Any one can be a member of the Tea Party, but the term "teabagger"......you have to earn that title.
The Teabaggers infiltrate homes quietly and put their conservative balls into opponents mouths.
by Steven Lucas Slater December 14, 2010
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teabagger

1. A derogatory term that refers to a person who supports the conservative Tea Party movement. 2. A person who places their scrotum into the open mouth of a sexual partner or unsuspecting victim.
Sarah Palin and the teabaggers rallied on the mall in Washington D.C. today demanding lower taxes and a reduced budget deficit.
by flowleisurly December 24, 2010
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Teabag fairy

The fictional character blamed for teabagings.
"Looks like somebody got a visit from the teabag fairy"
by Mesey-mese December 18, 2008
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teabag

A bag with a string attached containing herbs to help make the drink known as tea. It is placed into hot water and dissolved. Sometimes it is brewed and/or iced.
Put the teabag into your mug full of hot water to make a delicious and refreshing drink.
by DinahRose April 1, 2007
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teabag in the ocean

Lacking power and/or substance.

Used to describe a poor performance in sporting activities or daily life.

Also commonly used in fantasy football leagues as smack talk.
Man, did you see Mike miss that football by a mile? He's like a teabag in the ocean out there.

or

I'm sorry Mr. Mason, your last report from the press department was like a teabag in the ocean. Weak!
by James Strange November 24, 2007
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Tijuana Teabag

Where one sharts and lets it ride a good portion of the afternoon or evening, therefore slathering his sack and taint, he then coerces his unsuspecting companion to perform the almighty teabag.
Before a long day on horse back, I like to tuck a little gorgonzola under my sack and spread it around my taint. That way when I lay my Tijuana Teabag on Ivan later that evening, he laps it up like a calico cat from his milk saucer.

Haji saddled his shart for much of the afternoon at the company picnic. Fortunately for him, it only took a few drinks and mention of a raise to persuade his secretary into receiving his muddy Tijuana Teabag. He delicately dipped them as if they were a set of covered strawberries.

Ron saw two shirtless young men in the lobby and sharted. As he stood in aw, he let the juice roll past his taint and coat the back end of his pouch like Pepto. With an uncomfortable face, he proceeded to duck walk over to the boys and lure them into his hotel room with a few drinks where he later performed the much heralded Tijuana Teabag.

Like a hot festive beef stew in a crock pot, Lance's berries were overcooked. He knew it was time to pull out his mandolin and serenade Sheila under the crescent moon until she was fully willing to engulf his Tijuana Teabag.
by TFresh May 14, 2006
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