"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."
by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017
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-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
by The Snake69 March 18, 2011
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"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
by Lourtlza October 20, 2023
Get the National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day mug.Taylor Swift is a god who has came down to teach us all of the amazing music that is out there.
She has songs teaching us life, love, friendship and terrible times which tell us that we can get through it by shaking it off.
She has songs teaching us life, love, friendship and terrible times which tell us that we can get through it by shaking it off.
Millie - OMG I love Taylor Swift! She is so inspirational
Zara - I hate her! Her music is soo bad
Indie - We understand that you have hate towards her bit pls kepp to yourself
Zara - Fine
*storms off while Millie and Indie high five*
Both - Taylor Swift rules!!
Zara - I hate her! Her music is soo bad
Indie - We understand that you have hate towards her bit pls kepp to yourself
Zara - Fine
*storms off while Millie and Indie high five*
Both - Taylor Swift rules!!
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Get the Taylor Swift mug.Taylor swift is a miserable capitalistic white trash cunt who can't let any other artist have their moment, she'll just go ahead and release the 300th version of her milquetoast reheated leftover piece of shit album jack antonoff wrote for her and her garbage brain dead fans will lap her vomit up like the idiotic imbeciles they are.
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