Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
by Dick Onchin December 9, 2020
Get the Semen Tax mug.When Taxes get to high due to socialism some people may get taxed to death; a feeling similar to death due to to much taxes this may in fact cause you to temporarily live in your Friends trashcan.
Guy 1: Damn the taxes are real high right now
Guy 2: ya my friend just got taxed to death, and now he get out of my my trashcan!
Guy 1: poor guy.
Guy 2: ya my friend just got taxed to death, and now he get out of my my trashcan!
Guy 1: poor guy.
by sub to yeet thins December 7, 2018
Get the Taxed to Death mug.What politicians believe is the only viable solution to climate change just so they can charge more tax.
by carbonator December 11, 2017
Get the carbon tax mug.Deb "I just got my Missouri State tax refund, I got $150 dollars back, woot!"
Tim "I got my tax defund, I had to pay fifty bucks."
Tim "I got my tax defund, I had to pay fifty bucks."
by gordy August 2, 2012
Get the tax defund mug./mēm taks/ A compulsory contribution of cultural elements such as humorous images, videos, or text, which are submitted to the given individual’s internet group or page which they are a part of.
Meme Tax is particularly prominent in shitposting groups to ensure a steady flow of content as well as expectation relief and hierarchical contrast for the Meme Lords posting high-quality original content. Any member with an outstanding Meme Tax balance is a Lurker until their debt has been paid in full.
Meme Tax is particularly prominent in shitposting groups to ensure a steady flow of content as well as expectation relief and hierarchical contrast for the Meme Lords posting high-quality original content. Any member with an outstanding Meme Tax balance is a Lurker until their debt has been paid in full.
"The newest member of the _____posting group has not paid their Meme Tax and has no legal claim to an opinion."
by The Big Mack, Lieu7enan7_DaN June 22, 2021
Get the Meme Tax mug.Charlie Tax is a term that was founded in Texas and has slowly become popularized around the USA. A Charlie Tax is essentially when someone is having sex (backshots specifically) and yells out Charlie Tax while recording. It is similar to the Fanum Tax derived from the popular Twitch streamer, AMP Fanum, but instead of taking one's food, the Charlie Tax is taking one's virginity or recording some other kind of sexual intercourse.
Ralph: "Hey did you just hear someone in the other room yell Charlie Tax?"
Ford: "Yes don't you know what that means? It means that he just "taxxed" his partner's virgnity!"
Ralph: "Ok that makes sense now. I remember seeing that trend on social media platforms such as Tiktok and Instagram."
Ford: "Yes don't you know what that means? It means that he just "taxxed" his partner's virgnity!"
Ralph: "Ok that makes sense now. I remember seeing that trend on social media platforms such as Tiktok and Instagram."
by kingoftaxation September 29, 2023
Get the Charlie Tax mug.When you pay for something, usually of a small value, that you don't want or is of no value to you, for example asking for no cheese in the drive thru and when you get home you find out there is cheese and is not worrh the trip to return it so you throw it away.
by Urbanplanner June 2, 2018
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