tax defund

When one has to pay taxes, not receive a refund.

Deb "I just got my Missouri State tax refund, I got $150 dollars back, woot!"

Tim "I got my tax defund, I had to pay fifty bucks."

by gordy August 2, 2012

Life Tax

When you pay for something, usually of a small value, that you don't want or is of no value to you, for example asking for no cheese in the drive thru and when you get home you find out there is cheese and is not worrh the trip to return it so you throw it away.

I just got life taxed when I got home and found out the gallon of milk I just bought was expired.

by Urbanplanner June 2, 2018

Fanny Tax

Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.

Male 1 - You wanna go to <insert pretentious club/bar>?
Male 2 - Nah, it's like five quid a pint, I'm not paying fanny tax
Male 1 - Man, you cheap cunt

by Grimmidge June 13, 2011

Charlie Tax

Charlie Tax is a term that was founded in Texas and has slowly become popularized around the USA. A Charlie Tax is essentially when someone is having sex (backshots specifically) and yells out Charlie Tax while recording. It is similar to the Fanum Tax derived from the popular Twitch streamer, AMP Fanum, but instead of taking one's food, the Charlie Tax is taking one's virginity or recording some other kind of sexual intercourse.

Ralph: "Hey did you just hear someone in the other room yell Charlie Tax?"
Ford: "Yes don't you know what that means? It means that he just "taxxed" his partner's virgnity!"
Ralph: "Ok that makes sense now. I remember seeing that trend on social media platforms such as Tiktok and Instagram."

by kingoftaxation September 29, 2023

flipping taxes

The idea of using a tax refund check as a buy-in to purchase an initial quantity of drugs in order to become established as a drug dealer. Most often, the would-be tax flipper will not himself receive any tax refund, e.g. due to having not worked in the previous year, but will seek out some other person to let him "flip their taxes" -- the promise being that the lending person will be quickly repaid her tax refund once the flipper sells-through his initial quantity of drugs.

Tone moved in with Tasha last October to escape the cold, and was sure he could successfully hustle rock if only Tasha would let him flip her taxes in order to get some work. Tasha's lent Tone her taxes two weeks ago and Tone said he was going to post up at his nephew's house. Tasha hasn't heard from Tone since and now realizes that flipping taxes isn't a real thing, but rather a scam used by men to steal women's tax checks.

by decl November 20, 2018

middleman's tax

A charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. Usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.

The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!

by omgitzandre2 December 24, 2010

Mik tax

When mik always says “adrian tax” we use this tax on him to cancel it

Mik: *inserts “adrian tax”
Us: *inserts “mik tax”

by Get @me March 22, 2021