A store with no points system that whines when employees call in, well fuck if I had to deal with moron guests all day, id need a mental health day too!!!
by FatManLurks March 27, 2022
Get the Targetmug. Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.
Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.
As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.
As having them around makes people want to hurt them.
Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.
Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.
As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.
As having them around makes people want to hurt them.
Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.
Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?
Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
Get the Walking targetmug. A Target employee who tries WAY to hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around in the store (making paper towel forts, riding in shopping carts, etc.)
by NihMunel December 9, 2023
Get the Target Tryhardmug. Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024
Get the Edging Targetmug. said by a fatass that works at chick fil a back of house. created while playing fortnite with greasy fingers and sweating
by youretargeted October 15, 2023
Get the youre targetedmug. Forget all those incorrect definitions, this is Target.
A place where like half of the place is just CLOTHING.
Also a place with a lot of Good & Gather™ products, my favorite being fruit bars and fruit chips.
A place where like half of the place is just CLOTHING.
Also a place with a lot of Good & Gather™ products, my favorite being fruit bars and fruit chips.
Max: Time for a Target run, gotta get some new clothes.
Jill: Okay. I'll be patient.
(About 10 minutes later)
Max: Okay, I'm back. Got my clothing!
Jill: Okay.
Jill: Okay. I'll be patient.
(About 10 minutes later)
Max: Okay, I'm back. Got my clothing!
Jill: Okay.
by Orrinpants September 13, 2021
Get the Targetmug. You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.
That's my target story.
by Kuehlstein June 3, 2018
Get the Targetmug.