tool

a complete faggot that says some stupid shit

Bob: Yo look at this awesome picture!
Fred: YEAH YEAH PICTURE.....SHMICTURE!!!HAHAHAH
Bob: fuckin tool

by jon burgandy May 28, 2006

tool

person who does idiotic things, then tells others about them, and they laugh and call the person a "tool"

Farballs, you tool

by Jobo Farbo April 13, 2003

tool

a stupid Jock named, Matt Donovan of Vampire Diaries.

Matt Donovan is a the biggest tool, and is also known as Captain Cardboard

by Mrs Niklaus The Orginal Wife June 15, 2011

Tool

1. A male penis.
2. Your cock.
3. A device for fixing things.

1. Fuck with me, and I'll kill you with my tool.
2. I used a tool to fix my bleeding anus.

by Boles March 21, 2003

tool

Appraiser or more specifically, a commercial real estate appraiser in Chicago.

That appraiser is a real tool.

by Kermitdafrog May 24, 2006

tool

Someone who kisses ass to get friends

peter had so much shit on his lips tonight. he is a fucking tool.

by sopestarr January 23, 2007

tool

Someone who thinks being a tool is a good thing, and reckons that having yu-gi-oh cards will get them chicks.

Tool1: So you like yugioh babe?
Chick: No!!! Bye!!!
Tool2: So.... wanna buy a yugioh dragon?
Tool1: Yeah ill get more chicks then for sure!!!

by Spills1 September 7, 2006