lava lamp

A person who periodically gains and loses weight.

Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.

by Al3x_lavalover August 26, 2006

cold lamping

When a woman is wet washing your cock with warm saliva and then blows on your saliva slathered member, giving you a refreshing cool feeling.

She cold lamped me right after deep throating me.

by jaz October 28, 2004

Lamp Shade

The Lamp Shade is a combination of the Bat Wing and Tea Bagging.

"...Yeah, Betty was just lying there, and I came up from behind her and gave her a Lamp Shade."

by SmkDnk February 13, 2014

man lamp

When a man gets the tip of his penis surgically enlarged

Guy: Yea girl, I got a man lamp
Girl: Oh my! Let me suck it?

by Bluntbunter1 June 6, 2017

Smoking lamp

Another word for a bong.

Gramas boy “you forgot your smoking lamp” throws bong and it smashes on the pavement. “I’m sorry, was that expensive peice?”

You forgot your smoking lamp, (throws bong) I’m sorry was hat expensive peice?

by Banksysmalls June 11, 2018

blueberry lamp

When you're doing someone with a lamp up your butttt, and a blueberry in your mouth!

Girl: What are we going to do tonight, honey?
Guy: I was thinking the blueberry lamp !
Girl: Sounds exciting!

by xxImCoolxx March 11, 2010

Lava Lamp

When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.

Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.

Ouch, it really must have hurt my girlfriend when I lava lamped her last night.

by the candy man really can't April 22, 2011