Guac-Sock

The placement of an avocado in one's sock to create a weapon; then, person of choice is beaten with weapon until avocado becomes guacamole

Guy 1 : how did he die?
Detective : based on the severe bruises. It is logical to conclude he was beaten with the mighty Guac-Sock

by NigsterNogster April 2, 2019

Bleached sock

A bleached sock is a pink sock that is totally covered with cum. It shows a pink tint through all of the semen, resembling when you bleach your whites with a red piece of clothing.

"Hazmat was called in to clean up the slide at the park today because Victor oozed down it with his bleached sock."

"Paul refused to pull out before he orgasmed, giving me a bleached sock instead of a pink sock."

by Pooser Bonzo April 8, 2016

sock sacrifice

when you ejaculate in a good pair of socks or when you have to throw a sock away after you finish in the other one

Mom: "what happened to your black Nike elite socks? Why are they in the garbage? "

Kid: "mom I told you, I used them for a sock sacrifice… "

by Seattle Space July 26, 2016

Squirt Sock

A sock in which a person of the female variety climaxes and squirts into.

Jenna: Hey Roxy, why is this sock wet?

Roxy: Because it's my squirt sock.

by BigGingerMan March 8, 2022

Skin Sock

A woman's vagina

I used to use a cotton sock when I masterbate now I use my girlfriends skin sock.

by Metal Chef May 5, 2015

Sock mouth

When your mouth is dry as fawk

Damn John, I surely do got sock mouth from those biscuits

by Sock_mouth_creator April 22, 2020

bate sock

A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.

Tim uses bate socks because it is a greener alternative to kleenex.

by krustysox August 7, 2011