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Snapper

A term used in Vermont for pedophile.
C.O. opens the holding cell door to very loudly say "Hey snapper you forgot your paperwork". And what do you know the snapper had a really nasty fall and has to be brought to the infirmary
by Syndrome1211 September 11, 2021
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nonferrous snapper

When a woman is on her period with lack of food and sufficient water for a couple of days and is too weak to continue her journey as a person illegally entering the United States. Lack of iron causes a non ferrous snapper.
We were hunting for a group of illegal aliens and I met a woman who was in a weakened state. Upon learning she not eaten or drink sufficient water, I got her some food and water. She said she was on her period, and I told her to keep her nonferrous snapper out of the desert.
by Tonkchaser April 8, 2021
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Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo
Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!
by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025
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The Salty Snapper

Located mostly in your more humid states like Florida. Sweaty Puss, salty vag, steamy clam.
It was so hot and humid today I have The Salty Snapper! I should really take a shower!
by Tray007 August 14, 2018
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snapper doodles

A way of sayin O Shit without the actual cussing. For example when your around kids or people who would probably slap u for cussin
Snapper Doodles,I shit myself!!!!!!!!

awwww snapper doodles I wasnt supposed to eat the green stuff!!!
by Scoobywags December 8, 2007
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Crapper Snapper

That Crapper Snapper is dripping like a creamy clam chowder.
Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.
by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024
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Snapper

A retard. Someone that lacks the mental where withal to use zippers or buttons, can only utilize snaps. A person whose mental capacity is lacking for even the simplest of tasks.
Jesus, you're such a snapper!
by drippysnaps December 7, 2019
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