Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".

Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what

by EricShun808 March 16, 2021

forbidden mayonnaise

its like the cheese that kills you at 1 am when u open ur fridge like u already know my gs

ayo who spilt the forbidden mayonnaise 😏

by organicwhopper April 06, 2022

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 02, 2017

mayonnaise female

Yoghurt male, but female

-Wow she's so cool and real, she's def a yoghurt male
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh

by Hotgirl826 June 29, 2024

Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate

I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.

by Hithere! July 16, 2015

poopy mayonnaise

A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.

Only the most intelligent people use this word!

Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?

Random man: poopy mayonnaise

by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022

mayonnaise hole

The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.

Let me mayonnaise hole you.

by prettybadwtf October 04, 2022