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love machine

Someone who is able to make love for more than 24 hours straight.
Damn he is just one big love machine, he runs for 77 hours straight without being oiled.
by DougMR September 1, 2005
mugGet the love machinemug.

soft machine

and underhanded trading business;organized crime function
there's a soft machine running the south port, taking 3 percent of all cargo.
by nic jenkins September 26, 2003
mugGet the soft machinemug.

Slot Machine

The act of one woman pleasuring 5(or more) guys at once. One penis in the mouth, 1 penis in each hand, 1 penis in the vagina, and one penis in the butthole.
The entire offensive line for the raiders went to Sandra bullocks house and used her as a slot machine!!!
by Jamesbond99 March 22, 2011
mugGet the Slot Machinemug.

Porn Machine

Yes, sir. I'll bring up the report in just a moment on my porn machine.
by LilithXIII May 20, 2011
mugGet the Porn Machinemug.

claw-machine

A game often featured in arcades which moves a claw around a box in attempt to capture an item (most likely a stuffed-animal, ball, or small toy) and drop said item into a slot so that you can claim your prize and become a complete pimp on the playground. This game can be ridiculously hard at times, and the cause of difficulty may vary from the claw being too weak to you simply being completely uneducated in the ways of the claw. Play at your own risk, however, for poor results can, and will, lead to: deppresion, frustration, loss of quarters, anger, bullying from the pimp who won something, crying, and having your hopes and dreams crushed.
Timmy won three stuffies from the claw-machine, and is now a huge pimp.
by Ory Alexander Lanka July 20, 2014
mugGet the claw-machinemug.

Treble Machine

A factory car stereo with unintelligible bass.

or...

A reference to a car notorious for negative bass, i.e. your Grandmother's Buick with all presets on AM talk radio.
Dude, crank the treble machine.

I'm not driving your treble machine, yo.
by moxie_mama April 20, 2010
mugGet the Treble Machinemug.

deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit
Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.
by McCameron June 29, 2007
mugGet the deuce machinemug.

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