Chest Lasagna

The frontal upper torso of a homosapien topped with lasagna. Chest lasagna is often served with a side salad and your choice of dressing.

Corrie: I want some chest lasagna.
Ashley: Yo this message out of context is crazy.
Corrie: Context is for normies.
Ashley: Also I as well am game for some chest lasagna.

by inneedofspoons November 25, 2023

booty lasagna

booty lasagna : licking the crevices of a bloody asshole while watching "Garfield The Tale Of Two Kittens" .

"bro I had the best time last night , me and my boo thang had intimate booty lasagna , so romantic !"

by secret crack whores169 March 29, 2021

Bitch Lasagna

Some sort of vegan Lasagna that is very common in India. Some Men try to convert pretty women to try some of their grandmoms plant based lasagna, to try something different than „send bobs“.

„Send bobs and vegana?“
„Wth no..“
„bitch lasagna?“
„that‘s my favourite lasagna. Sure. Go vegan.“

by Jasminegreentea July 24, 2018

Bitch Lasagna

A song made by pewdiepie

Bitch Lasagna, Bitch Lasagna, T-Series ain’t nothing’ but a Bitch Lasagna

by Momma just sexy August 7, 2019

Lasagna

A food item that really shouldn't exist.

Person 1: Yo, let's go get some lasagna!
Person 2: Ew, no. Lasagna's like a love child of tomatoes and pasta

by Mushy Lasagna February 26, 2019

Lazy Lasagna

When a group of Mormons do what is called "soaking" on top of each other. It's the most boring orgy possible, hence the name.

"Did you hear that the all the BYU cheerleaders took part in a lazy Lasagna? Yeah, no one had fun."

by Big dick doc June 21, 2025

Pink lasagna

lasagna is pink

fellow mortal: "call me lasagna"
salt: "fellow mortal stop youre going to break her"
salt II: "have a nice extraction, Pink lasagna"

by SAY WHAAAT??? August 26, 2023