Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.
"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson
by Pollitica June 10, 2023
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Kangaroo Court

A kangaroo court is typically a court where there is no justice, no due process and one in which the magistrates are looking forward to make orders without letting an accused person enter a plea. It's more common for obese magistrates to commit appalling breaches of procedural fairness.
This is the Melbourne Magistrates' Court of Victoria. It is a Kangaroo Court. The prosecutors who litigate parking fines in this court typically do not have the slightest sense of conviction towards the justice system which they serve and the appalling arrogance of Magistrates who do not let an accused person enter a plea.
by Selim Cokyavuz May 21, 2025
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Ball Court

Ball court is a place where many people play and many people sit down and play subway surfers.
Mustafa Fell Over At Ball Court”
by Gugumachu July 18, 2022
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court case in a can

Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.
You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.
by DarkFalcon February 17, 2022
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Disband the courts

Disband the courts is a political protest globally where drug use is mandatory and talking to the police is required to be done with .177 cal airguns in retailiation for cavity search on children under 5
Disband the courts always pack upgraded Glocks and m2a2 Thompson and ak1

Airguns I hate the group they almost always win even in court and their buildings are huge this one is 250,000
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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One Ball Court

A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.

This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.

Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.
Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.

As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.

None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.
Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.
by Free The Egg February 28, 2019
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