Middle Child

-least favourite
-ignored
-often unknown
-only noticed when in trouble
-gets hand me down items

That mother is ignoring that child instead of the other 2 that are not listening! That must be the middle child.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Child support

Whilst fucking a pregnant woman, you fuck her deep enough to reach the unborn child.

Hey, yknow my pregnant girlfriend mick?
Yeah what about her?
I gave her a child support

by Djfhahdbgn November 13, 2022

Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.

Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child

by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016

smole child

Literally meaning small child. A cute way to say small child. Someone innocent and young.

Awww look at that smole child

by Pnutbutty August 18, 2017

obama child

One who wants to live off government freebees instead of working.......one who believes in wealth redistribution.....socialist

I'm a obama child who is to lazy to work and expect the government to take care of me.

by pieces May 10, 2014

Child Molester

A child molester is a sick individual that preys on children for sexual pleasure. I feel for any child that has been molested by this A__ Holes.
Wayne Chmelsky is one of those sick people. He recently got convicted.

A Wayne Chmelsky is a great example of a Child Molester.

by gevvst May 2, 2008

Child boo

Def....1. Showing disbelief.
Def....2. Showing Dislike.

Def 1 example:

Sally- Did you hear that Lisa is pregnant?!

Teresa- Child boo, no she isn't!

Def 2 example:

Mr. Westin- Ok class we have a pop quiz!

Deedrica- I didn't study! Child boo.

by Tman09 July 15, 2009