British cult

The members say long live the queen in which extends her life time. They drink tea and watch the telly while plotting new tea types, although no new tea ideas have come up in recent. These Brits blend in well with the normal people easily and can spread there love for the queen from person to person easily.

Welcome to the British cult yearly meeting thank you for coming, how much sugar in your tea?

by Unknown_Friendo February 20, 2022

British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.

David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.

by Stan UpComedy November 24, 2015

A British umbrella

The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.

A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.

by Casey5Star January 4, 2013

British-arama

Something extremely British. Words or phases stereotypically associated with British culture.

"Their conversation had a British-arama about it"

by Shetlandpony007 April 8, 2017

british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.

-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower

by Lola1111 February 4, 2022

British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap

A proper British Cap scalds the penis

by anonymous March 24, 2023

British Phobic

British Phobic - To hate a British person aggressively with a passion.

Person 1 : “I fucking hate British people.”
Person 2 : “Lol same we’re so British Phobic.”

by JoOvhz February 14, 2021