Blake

A retarded, stupid, ugly walking potato.
He is as nasty as a dinosaur and when girls see his face, they sprint in the opposite direction.

That guy is such a blake, ew

by This_Person_Macaroni February 11, 2018

Blake

A Blake is usually a girl that guys fall for. Shes sometimes perverted but her other qualities outshine this. A Blake is known for her charm and humor. If you are fortunate enough to befriend one, cherish it. Having a Blake in your life is not something to take lightly, they are the most wonderful people out there and will make you smile a countless number of times. They are great to talk to and once you meet one, you won't forget them. (Also very good looking and is hella thick)

Damn Blake has a nice ass

by Mr.thick March 31, 2019

Blake

Gay emo faggot

Melissa: He's such an asshole, Ashley. How could you like him?
Ashley: I KNOW he's such a blake, but he's still hot.

by vhjiokjhbv bghjuiyxz March 10, 2017

Blake

Blake is that kid in your grade with a mild case of dwarfism. He is SUPER annoying when he likes you and secretly masturbates at baseball games. He is a nerd with a couple of dork friends and honestly I'm not a big fan of him.

Makayla, "Blake asked me to be his girlfriend during the field trip... It was so embarrassing!"
Aurora, "What did you say?"
Makayla,"I used and excuse and said I'm to young and apologized.."
Aurora,"Hahaha!"

by DogeBecauseWhyNot May 30, 2018

Blake

a complete pussy no one ever wants to talk to

you see that pussy right there, his name must be blake

by Jonathan benit December 17, 2014

Blake

1. verb - employing as little energy as possible when handling a commitment of any type

2. noun - a person who lacks commitment to a particular task that they have agreed to finish or administer to

The administration here is so clueless I can just blake this job.

That dude is so lazy; always blaking it.

by fireinthehole February 4, 2010

Blake

Dumps girls named bella

Blake broke up with Bella

by Blakelover2000 June 19, 2017