that's what she said

A joke that is, actually, not very funny.

mother - "Don't do that, I'm your mother !"
stupid son - "That's what she said !"

by Pers0nne May 10, 2011

That's what I told her

Used to enhance conversations where a reference clearly wasnt meant to be sexual but can be turned around to sound that way by jumping in with "thats what i told her".

Friend 1: This can of hair spray is not the right size
Friend 2:Huh?
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"

by cusenerd October 22, 2011

that's what she said

something you say when someone says something that a woman would say during sex.
it wont work if they are actually talking about sex.

"Just stick it in there, that's what she said"

by kirbythefootballplaya January 6, 2013

That's what

The shortened version of That's what she said (aka TWSS), for use when in a professional setting. The benefit of saying "that's what" is that people who understand TWSS jokes will naturally fill in the implied "she said" whereas others will think nothing of the statement.

Using "that's what" is superior to TWSS for three reasons. It's shorter to blurt out and therefore wittier (the "twiss" pronunciation is hardly understood yet), it's ambiguous and may refer to that's what he said without thinking about it beforehand, and it allows the user to easily brush it off as an accidental exclamation or the beginning of another sentence.

May also occur accidentally at work or school after a weekend bachelor/bachelorette party where "That's what she said" jokes run rampant and the speaker catches themselves before the full phrase comes out.

Boss, in a company meeting: "The product needs to grow bigger and faster to meet our customer's needs"
Employee, back from Vegas: "That's what - " (stops abruptly, friends snicker)
Boss: "What was that?"
Employee: "Oh, er... I was just going to say, 'that's what I was thinking' "
Boss: "Excellent!"

Professor: "Everyone did great on the midterm which concludes the first part of our semester. You're a third in already - and it's not even getting hard yet!"
Student: "That's what..." (students laugh, but the professor ignores it because they generally ignore students anyway)

by Slansing March 5, 2010

That's what Rush Limbaugh Said

A similar thing you say after somebody else says something just like that's what she said.

Guy 1- “ yo man dat Obama dude is really fuckin shit up in office man” guy 2- “That's What Rush Limbaugh said."

by Chadmattandrob.com July 3, 2010

thats whats hood

A term that is used to express appreciation when describing an event, person, place, object, or state of mind. Made popular by a 5 foot 3 white kid that goes by the name Legacy. To Legacy: " Yo thun, dats whats hood, 1"

That blunt is whats hood thun.
or
Thats whats hood with that blunt.

by Legacy123 June 12, 2008

That's What Tiger Said

Like 'That's What She Said' but instead of 'She', it is replaced with Tiger Woods. Used when something sexual a guy would say because, well, Tiger didn't stop at 3 hoes like Santa Clause.

(Saturday Night Live)

Annoucer: Lets take a look at the hole w/ our arial camera
Girl: Haha, That's what Tiger said!

by LaFawnduh69 July 4, 2010