Tehology 

The study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.

"Teh noob got pwned! Lol cats!"

-14 year old chronic masturbator playing WoW

Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.

Tehology by Jebus Chrost March 3, 2009

Tenologyy 

Number 1 ten Stan (from nct)famous among the app rave. Gay

Girl: omg that’s tenologyy!!
Person: who?
Girl: they’re the number 1 ten stan!!

Tenologyy by Wayev March 9, 2021

technologically impaired  

To have very little to no clue how to use computerized devices, such as computers, cell phones ect...

90 year old grandmothers have NO clue how to use computers. technologically impaired is a cool word anyways.

technologically impaired by john danials April 21, 2008

Super Technological Device 

A super technological device is called an STD.

Wow, this super technological device I got is so cool!

Super Technological Device by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021

technologically defiant 

a person who chooses not to use technology and defies others who try to get them to use it.

"He doesn't have caller ID, a cell phone, doesn't use the computer, and sees little if any value in them. He is technologically defiant!"

technologically defiant by Margie L June 10, 2007

technological retardation 

Technological Retardation occurs when one becomes so intrigued by and reliant on technology such as cell phones or the internet (facebook) that the outside world becomes defunct. A person who had become technologically retarded would:
* Rather text on their phone than have a genuine conversation.
* End a relationship with a text or email instead of in person like a respectfull human being.
* Misspell common words like "your" (ur) or "what"
(wut-wat) in important situations (such as on a job application) making themselves look like a moron.
* Send you a text message while within an audible distance or line of sight

You cant even take your attention away from that cell phone long enough to comprehend what im saying, and you sent me an email to me asking if i would "give you the remote"... technological retardation

technological retardation by Flatulent Queef March 10, 2011

Technologically Challenged 

Noun- Person who is totally unable to work with technology.

Dude1: Hey Look at all the cool things my pc can do.
Technologically Challenged: Where's the power button?

Technologically Challenged by Hn0002 June 19, 2010