Mouth Surfing

Sitting on someone's face while rubbing your genitals across their mouth and tongue.

Janet was more than happy to accept Tim's offer to go mouth surfing.

by Captain Otto September 1, 2013

gym surfing

The practice of abusing free trials at various gyms to prevent paying for a membership.

I'm only in town for a couple weeks but I gotta work out bro. I'm gonna try gym surfing so I don't have to pay.

by meathead20 September 7, 2013

Tit Surfing

Fastforwarding through shitty, low budget Netflix movies and only watching scenes with topless girls.

Rob, Jake, and I had bad luck tit surfing "Casting Couch" because we only saw one pair of tits.

by Ekaj and Bor November 11, 2013

Man surfing

The act of surfing on a guys back while he is submerged under water in a pool. Done when placing your feet on his back and riding into the sunset.

Brooke is the Man Surfing champion of Georgia.

by BatCharlotte May 24, 2014

cement surfing

When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.

"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."

by The Homeless Guy June 5, 2014

Gap-surfing

Browsing the internet on the London Underground. Usually by painstakingly connecting to free Wi-Fi for 20 seconds at each stop.

"Sorry for the slow replies, I'm gap-surfing on the sweltering Central Line.

by Magiver.co.uk July 13, 2015

driveway surfing

To borrow a driveway, toilet, and shower for cleaning up when living out of a van.

On their 2-month road trip, Sarah and Buck took up regular driveway surfing to keep the van smelling fresh.

by RawbSF July 8, 2016