Tit Surfing

Fastforwarding through shitty, low budget Netflix movies and only watching scenes with topless girls.

Rob, Jake, and I had bad luck tit surfing "Casting Couch" because we only saw one pair of tits.

by Ekaj and Bor November 11, 2013

Waco Surfing

When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.

"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"

by Shair October 3, 2022

phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning

He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

Elevator Surfing

To ride on top of a moving elevator.

elevator surfing is what NYU students do on saturday afternoons.

by selodara April 27, 2012

surf hangover

When you've surfed so good and hard that you don't have any energy the next day - even for your girlfriend.

Man, the waves were so good yesterday that I have a surf hangover today and can't see you tonight.

by keladavi May 18, 2014

Surf Snob

A surfer who treats other surfers like they are inferior, either because of level of talent or experience. They cut you off, belittle, or alienate. The surfer who has the mechanics but not the spirit. The surfer asshole.

Mike is such a surf snob, he thinks he is Kelly Slater.

by SurfC12 October 17, 2014

cement surfing

When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.

"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."

by The Homeless Guy June 5, 2014