I'm only in town for a couple weeks but I gotta work out bro. I'm gonna try gym surfing so I don't have to pay.
by meathead20 August 10, 2013
Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
by jrb04cfsu May 02, 2020
by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020
Fastforwarding through shitty, low budget Netflix movies and only watching scenes with topless girls.
by Ekaj and Bor November 12, 2013
A surfer who treats other surfers like they are inferior, either because of level of talent or experience. They cut you off, belittle, or alienate. The surfer who has the mechanics but not the spirit. The surfer asshole.
by SurfC12 October 17, 2014
When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.
"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"
by Shair October 04, 2022
Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.
by wynnfoster March 24, 2008