Surfing on a rocket

The period of time right after you smoke and feel really high. Taken from the FIFA 2005 soundtrack, from the group Air.

"Yo if we smoke now, we should be surfing on a rocket by 10:30".

"Yo Ian's been surfing on a rocket the past 45 minutes"

Yo Ian what are u doing?....Just Surfing on a rocket

by RLOVE July 1, 2005

Turd Surfing

Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.

"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"

by rob $ April 13, 2005

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.

You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!

by Steve July 22, 2004

surfacing crew

A group of friends who will watch each other's backs and hang in there with each other even when things get tough; people who are tired of drowning and are fighting their way to the surface.

"Molly says she's sick of sinking. She wants to know if she can join our surfacing crew."

by ginni July 14, 2008

free surfing

not caught up by all the same old stuff, that causes you to hit all the same old websites, in the same old order... just because that's what you are used to doing. Looking at the Internet in a new way, like it's the first time again and you're still not used to it.

I was in such a weird mood last nite that when I got in front of my PC I started free surfing; I hit a bunch of sites I've never seen before.

by holdenn August 31, 2007

slut surfing

When a girl wears an extremely loose shirt with a bright colored bra and sticks her torso outside the window of a car while it is moving, so that the wind will blow through her shirt and her bra is exposed.

Wanna go slut surfing tonight?

Yeah! Let me change into my neon pink bra and we'll ask the guys to take us.

by slut surfers September 24, 2010

Tarp Surfing

A sick way to get barreled when surf conditions are less than favorable.

Your bros lay out then pull corners of an extra large blue tarp to create a wave and you skate through it.

You feel like your getting shacked but you're shredding on LAND.

Guy #1: BRO its sooooo flat today...sucks man!

Guy #2 :Naw Dude! Its chill. Were gonna shred the gnar on the street today.
Guy #1 : You dont mean....
Guy #2 : yea man were doin it.... Tarp Surfing!!!

by grommie15 November 14, 2010