People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.
Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
by milflover March 12, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,
by BAneNaBread March 6, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.
He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.
by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by YuriAllTheWay March 6, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. by playas1234 March 7, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. A way for middleschoolders old men and white twinks to identify they both have a scat kink. This is commonly used on the app tiktok where the colors black and orange(grindr colors) are put in a bio so it's easier to find other twinks
by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Someone who Is attracted to the opposite sex without including people who are trans. Super straight is part of the lgbtq+.
by Shreck101 March 7, 2021
Get the Super straightmug.