Stalker Status

Noun/Adjective: One of the status words pointing out or describing a weird, unoridinary, or stalkerish person.
2: someone watching you for no reason, mainly from afar.

S.S: Yeah, I was at the grocery store and saw you buy those new boxers.

Me: Yo, stalker status! *backs away*

by CJ Fizz May 16, 2008

facebook status

Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.

Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.

by newsvava February 10, 2009

social status

Where you fall on the social class ladder. Determined by occupation, wealth, net worth, dress and manners.

Can be divided into different segments such as homeless all the way up to upscale/rich.

What's your social status?

by Atotrf February 13, 2008

Facebook Status Hiatus

As a member of Facebook, you do not add a status for a long period of time.

I should be on facebook status hiatus for a while, I put too damn many of them on in one day!

by KaHiFa July 7, 2009

Baller Status

someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...

Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything

by clarence thomas June 11, 2006

mandingo status

Any man who is packin mad meat, in other words has a huge dick, usually 12 inches and up.

Oh shit, there goes that black dude strait from africa, you kno hes mandingo status fo sho

by S.E.G. killa C-4 January 25, 2007

statustician

Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.

Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?

Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!

by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009