Stanley is a town in County Durham filled with massive scruffs and chavs. The leader of the town is a man called Jake Richmond. His rules are that everyone aged 5+ must smoke 40 cigs a day and drink dark fruits in the local woods. Jake Richmond also has other traditions, such as stealing bikes, cars and blue WKD. Stanley is for the roughs, toughs and scruffs.
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Get the Stanley mug.a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there
who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes
yes who else
oh that's John Stanley
who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes
yes who else
oh that's John Stanley
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When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.
Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"
Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".
Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".
Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".
Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".
by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022
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