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stall grunts

Someone who grunts while they take a shit in a public stall even when there is someone in the stall next to them.
I had a hard time shitting at the fair while the dude in the stall next to me was letting out some loud stall grunts.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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Jaleel Stallings

A guy from Minnesota who unknowingly shot at Minneapolis police in 2020 because they shot rubber bullets from a rented van and didn't identify himself.

He was acquitted of ALL charges and paid $1.5 million by the City of Minneapolis, and the cop who kicked him pleaded guilty to a felony.
Jaleel Stallings started the Good Apple Initiative to aid officers who want to report misconduct but fear retaliation.
by MrKrabsIHaveAnIdea February 28, 2025
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Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall
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Shower Stall Massacre

When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.
Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.
by ESDI-80 August 1, 2024
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stall gazing

Eye contact between two people, for any period of time, through the gap in a public restroom stall door.
I was in the airport, taking a shit, minding my own business and this dude bump checks the door to see if it’s locked, which it is - I’m not an animal - and then proceeds to look through the door, and all of a sudden we lock eyes , we’re stall gazing.
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Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
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